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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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