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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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