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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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