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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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