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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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