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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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