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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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