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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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