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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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