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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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