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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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