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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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