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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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