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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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