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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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