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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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