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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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