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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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