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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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