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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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