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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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