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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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