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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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