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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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