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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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