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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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