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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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