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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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