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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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