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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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