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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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