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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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