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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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