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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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