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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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