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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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