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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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