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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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