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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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