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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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