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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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