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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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