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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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