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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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