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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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