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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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