Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.