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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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