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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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