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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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