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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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