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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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