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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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