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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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